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Scarified
And why did he charge three times more than you agreed? Did he carry out work that wasn’t agreed?
Mountain
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Purgatory
Why is it when I tell people that I identify as roll on deodorant, they keep asking am I Sure?
Bat
Was in B&Q when a stack of kitchen worktops fell on me I think it must have been a counter attack...
I brought a girl back to my house, took her up to my bedroom and said, "This is where the magic happens babe." She said, "Oh really? I'm getting...
Carpet
I was at a sex education class and the female teacher said, "Anyone who wants to know how deep a woman's vagina is, please put your hand up."...
Rebate
I've just been banned from an all you can eat buffet…….as if I haven't got enough on my plate.
Royal
A priest, a vicar, and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit, "What's your blood type?" "I'm probably a Type O,"...
Finally found a way to stop the wife from sucking her thumb... I drew a cock on it!
A sharp decline in the number of mating owls has been blamed on the exceptionally wet winter. I guess it’s too wet to woo.
I’ve just cancelled tomorrow’s ride out for the DOCGB West Yorkshire branch because it’s gonna be cold enough to turn a woman’s nipples into glass...
My wife ran off with the milkman this morning. Watching them drive away on his float was the worst three hours of my life!
sanitary ware