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My wife claims that a man in camouflage is really sexy… I just don't see it!
Spirits
Make it 10am as it'll still be freezing at 9am.
I know it is. But it's still called Greenland and not Denmark.
We've just been to see Chris Ramsey in Huddersfield. Tickets were bought two years ago and we should have seen him last year. Brilliant gig. Not...
Bells
You've gotta hand it to blind prostitutes!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high… She looked surprised!
My car ran out of fuel, so I called my insurance company... They wrote my car off!
Stern
Somehow I doubt it
How many miles did you do? :p What’s the plan for tomorrow? :upyeah:
Frightening
Dear oh dear :p
Gazpacho
Waiter
Doesn’t recognise Greenland
He could be ill. Or on holiday. Or entertaining. Or a whole raft of other stuff. I sure he’ll be in touch soon :)
She’s just had me doing another hour and a half digging, putting up new fairy lights and getting the patio furniture out. It’s nice to see the...
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