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Booooo…….whatcha gonna get Mr?
I once was sat next to an insurance salesmen at a Robbie Williams concert . And through it all, he offered me protection...
Fields
Rod Marsh: Legendary Australia wicketkeeper dies aged 74 after heart attack https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/60508396
Disappointment for Gavin Williamson as his knighthood is downgraded to a CBE, and then again to a Blue Peter badge
I thought my wife had Tourette's, but it turns out I really am a cnut!
Walkers Crisps have announced that, after 74 years of production, they are just about to finish their first sack of potatoes!
Most definitely :upyeah: I get to use the new green bin next Thursday :)
The friendly ghost
My Italian friend has just lost both of his hands in a horrific accident… His doctor is worried that he may never talk again!
I went into the disabled clothes shop and asked for a pair of epileptic trousers. The assistant asked if I wanted to try them on. "That's OK,"...
On my wedding day, my new mother-in-law took me to one side and said, "Be gentle tonight with our Karen, she's got acute angina." I replied,...
Today I made a Burger from scratch... My daughter won't eat any though. She loved that cat!
Let me know when it’s done and I’ll close the thread
Thread closed :)
My wife claimed she was late coming home last night because she was ambushed by a group of elderly men who pinned her down and repaired her...
Spent 3 hours this morning waiting for my car having its first service. There’s a couple of really minor things that still need sorting but...
Pork
The Black Eyed Peas can sing us a tune, but the Chickpeas can only hummus one…
Yep Norsemen is allegedly a comedy. It’s not. I’ll try The Last Kingdom now.