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Soup
I didn't do too well in my Wasp Identification Exam yesterday. I only got a bee.
A racehorse walked into a bar with all its entourage. Barman says ...you can’t come in here with those trainers.....
When he was young, Shakespeare couldn't decide if he wanted to be a a horse rider or not. To be... Or not to be? …….That is equestrian!
I gave blood this morning but instead of tea and biscuits, they gave me some pitta bread and salad... Apparently... it was a donor kebab...
I like Coronation Street :) The 2 patio areas are both yorkshire stone, so SWMBO wants the path that joins them and the side passage of the house...
Grudges
Bloody hell the GS is a big old lump………that said it’s 100kg lighter than his last bike, the K1600GTE! Sun’s shining so SWMBO is out in the garden...
I was wide awake at 3.30am so I got up and watched the last two episodes of homeland on my iPad in the garden room so as to not to wake up/annoy...
Just finished watching Homeland. Thoroughly enjoyed it :upyeah: Might watch a violent Norse type drama next :)
Cash
Surnames
My wife said to me, "We've only just eaten. Why are you making pancakes?" I said, "They're for the dogs." She asked, "Why are you making...
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Welcome. Why don’t you introduce yourself properly in the newbies section too please?
I've written a book called 'My permanently exposed penis' It's out now!
Went to the pub dressed as a tennis ball… I got served straight away!
Bummer. Why don’t you introduce yourself properly in the newbies section too please?
The missus told me the cat had to be chipped.…………….. I only had a nine iron but still got it over the shed!
If there was a competition for saggy breasts, my wife would beat everyone... In fact, she'd wipe the floor with them!
