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My wife said there was no longer a spark between us………….so I tasered her!!! I'll ask her again when she wakes up. :)
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@tricolore let me know when it’s done and I’ll close the thread :)
My deaf girlfriend was talking in her sleep last night... She nearly took my fucking eye out!
I just back from competing in the 'Sun Tanning World Championship'. I got bronze!
I just sold my homing pigeons on eBay for the 25th time!
I got an honours degree in calligraphy. To be honest I don't think it's going to help me get a job… But it looks good on paper!
I went to the doctors with a pain in my big toe. He said, "Gout." I said, "I've only just come in!"
Can someone tell me if it's true that fishermen put maggots in their mouths in order to to warm them up? Awaiting a reply with baited breath!
If tobacco tax is meant to discourage smoking, is income tax meant to discourage working?
Surprise your girlfriend this Valentine's Day... Introduce her to your wife!
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I’m sorry to say but I was disappointed with Milton Jones. Parts of the act were downright awful and boring. His support act, Tom Houghton was...