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First thing I’ve got an appointment with the dental hygienist followed by an appointment with the dentist. :( Then I’m off to do some climbing :)
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I’m on series three of Queen of the South. It’s a bit crap but I quite enjoy testing my Spanish when they’re not speaking English :) I’ll be...
I’ve definitely paid a deposit on a credit card for a bike. A few years ago I paid the balance due on my wife’s new car with a credit card too.
The other day I saw a magic beanstalk, so I decided to climb it. As I went up, I saw the ugliest woman you've ever seen naked on a leaf. She...
Are both blowjob and titwank one word or two? I hate writing out Valentines cards!
On valentines night I've booked a table for two for me and the missus. I just hope she brings her own cue, I hate sharing mine!
Looking for a bit of advice please. What's the best number of Roses to give the wife for Valentine's Day? Six? Twelve? Twenty four? Or do I...
I was really struggling to get my wife's attention... So I sat down on the sofa and looked comfortable. That did the trick!
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It’ll soon be Valentine's day so to all the beautiful girls "Have a great day". To all fat lasses out there "Cheer up, it's Pancake Day soon"...
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Thread closed then :)
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Like I said……tell me when it is please :)
Let me know when it’s a done deal and I’ll close the thread :)
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