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Yesterday my mate Dave's wife, Julie told me I often make people feel uncomfortable by violating their personal space… I thought it was an...
I did my first nude painting this morning… The neighbours weren't happy but the front door looks great!
How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank? Ring up and say you can't cum!
My wife kicked me out of the house for measuring my penis... For the record, it reaches the back of her sister's throat!
Doctor: "Relax David. It's just a small surgery. Don't panic." Me: "But my name isn't David?" Doctor: "I know. I'm David!"
The little girl next door was digging a hole in her back garden when I asked what she was doing. "I'm burying my pet budgie," she said. I asked,...
I entered my sons room and said, "Remember boy, masturbating can make you go blind." "I'm over here dad," he replied.
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I ordered it in July before it was officially announced and it arrived at the dealership just before Xmas so I didn’t get it until mid January...
Welcome. Here’s mine. Not been out on it yet as the weather’s been rubbish :( [ATTACH] [ATTACH] [ATTACH]
Let me know when it’s a done deal and I’ll close the thread :)
Welcome and good choice. Why don’t you introduce yourself properly in the newbies section too please?
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Ordered an optimate to ctek charger connection lead
Some people are practical. Others, like me, are incompetent cack handed Luddites and therefore have to pay someone to do stuff :/