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My wife asked if I had ever pissed in the shower. I said, "Of course. A couple of times but accidentally." She called me disgusting and asked...
I caught the wife masturbating during a Rowan Atkinson movie last night……..... She loves a good Bean flick!
My new years resolution is to give up sexual innuendos.…………. Which is going to be extremely hard!
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My wife says I don't satisfy her anymore... Probably because I'm a man, not a fucking cake shop!
My giraffe costume only got me second place in a recent fancy dress contest... I may not have won, but I can still hold my head high!
Apparently, the clitoris and the penis are made of the same erectile tissue, meaning the clitoris can sometimes be as long as 6 cm. That's...
Nota Bene
You don’t have to think. I kind of enjoyed it. :)
Bell
Shy
Stone
School
Baskerville
I’ve watched the 2nd episode of Year by Year. It’s very good :) Now watching Don’t Look Up on Netflix :)
Gash
Hope your daughter and partner have mild symptoms and get well soon :) SWMBO rang our friend and neighbour Penny, who sounded shit. She also is...
Sounds just like my symptoms
Knock over
Worried