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Haggis and black pudding = indigestion in a condom!

 

I can order you one this week - only £1.90

 

Nobody's angry after a pie for breakfast

 

I love them both but they don't like me!

 

They also offer a vegan sausage roll - but not that popular..... just sayin'

 

I'm a veggie nowadays so that's an option.

 

Wouldn't eat that for £190, let along £1.90.

£1900, and we can talk.

 

Send the cash and I'll order - happy to be of service

 

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No, but seriously.

I ain't eating that shite for less than a few grand and a book deal. Have your minions call my minions.

 

I'll post a picture on Friday morning - resistance is useless

 

onions? no one said anything about onions, deal’s off afaic.

 

No onion pie on the list - panic not

 

Mullions, Chris.

Millions of mullions - in the lake.

 

Calm down, they're shallots!

 

A good haggis is a very tasty and filling meal, a crap one is just that.

 

As promised @Loz - 2 steak pies for your enjoyment