Acting Job

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by yev, Oct 24, 2017.

  1. so. my 20th wedding annyversary is in november, we wanted to do something special. thought about NY, paris, and other places, but i thought its all a bit boring, everyone does it...
    so my bird come up with idea going to india.
    i says: fuck yeah!- and so we are off to india end of nov.
    i work in film industry and happened to know quite a few people in bollywood, so i told my missus- we going to go to the bollywood film shoot as a wedding treat. happy days!
    then i thought- when would next time i go to india? - probably never , so i thought i might as well act in a movie so have something to rememeber.
    asked few people i know in india, and they said - no problem . what part do you want? i said- just a small part , like a bad guy doing tripple somesault in to the room and get killed quickly by main character.
    apparently - no problem!
    straight away casting agent contacting me asking for pics. so i will be in a movie.!
    i didnt want to make myself look any better then i look, so just took a picture and sent it to horror of my wife. she recon i will not get acting job now.
    but all is confirmed - i am in! you lot one of the first to meet future bollywood star. IMG_1804.JPG
     
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  2. why have you posted a pic of your arse?
     
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  3. Don't quit your day job.
    Steve

    Forgot to say, have a great time.
     
  4. Go for it I say :)
     
  5. Brilliant! Hope you learn some Bollywood dance moves too!

    Funny as fk story :upyeah:
     
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  6. i guess going by the squinty eyes and the sweat induced pluke above one of them yer a camera man?
     
  7. nah, thats from drinking too much
     
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  8. Oh goodness gracious me :)
     
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  9. Thought it was David cameron at first,
     
  10. I looked better than that when I was in Bent (McKellan, Jagger; Clive Owen etc) in an SS uniform - they wouldn't let me keep it.

    But I was already typecast - was in The Human Bomb (Kensit; Procneau) - An armed German traffic cop - got to drive a very fast BMW though.
     
  11. #12 Wayne58, Oct 24, 2017
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  12. Ah!!!!!!, not the first time you have been in front of the camera, used to think you were fab!

    The hair threw me for a while, but then it all clicked in to place o_O

    Iggle Piggle Lookalike .jpg
     
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  13. Iggle Piggle:D
     
  14. You little tinker I never knew I was meeting a star Al :)
     
  15. the jacket !!!! i mean .............. the jacket...................gold !!!!!.. dear god tell me its part of the wardrobe dept...
     
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  16. I daren't put pics of me up in an SS uniform - there would be a backlash of some sort.....I'll do one in my race leathers though.

    There are clips of the film on You Tube.
     
  17. You mean you didn't recognise my new avatar as being the stand-in for Tom Hardy in Bronson?
     
  18. yikes!
     
  19. Turns out it’s a Bollywood budget porn flick.
     
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