Amazon Silly Speaky Thing

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Arquebus, Dec 27, 2018.

  1. Heh. By brunch, your phone knew what you were doing. You need to up your game, fella!
     
  2. That's true as well.......burners come back to Daddy.
     
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  3. You know the government or interested bodies can turn them into transceivers even when the phone is off don't you :eek:

    Or am I just paranoid ?
     
  4. Stick with the smart phone and just turn off all the bits you don’t want. They can still be handy to have
     
  5. Did you post that, Alan, or was it just your phone? Hmm?
     
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  6. Sorry I can’t find anything for ‘Did you post that’ try asking something else
     
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  7. You are so boned, buddy.
     
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  8. Hang on, I just liked that and I’m not sure what it means
     
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  9. Just relax, enjoy the ride and rejoice that you will be voting Remain in the 2nd Ref.
     
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  10. I will wait till nearer the time, and ask my Amazon silly speaker to tell me who I should vote for.
    Who’d be daft enough to ask a phone ?
     
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  11. You think your phone and your Amazon speaker overlord thingy are separate entities.

    You are so precious!
     
  12. I’ll ask them, they’ll tell me if you’re lying or not
     
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  13. What could possibly go wrong?
     
  14. I could be arrested for asking ‘is Loz lying’ ?
     
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  15. That is currently not hate speech, as defined by the ACPO.
     
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  16. Surely LOZ is banned? Doesn’t it stand for Lesbians, Outsize(fatties) & Zealots. You cannot ask that question @Alan williams youll be #metoo’d off the forum! :p
     
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  17. I think Alexa not only listens but can see me too, I’ve had a few recommendation emails from amazon for exercise bikes :)
     
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  18. I wouldn't worry too much. its Januahairy so you might consider a shave. Otherwise your nose looks wet shiney, always a good sign.
     
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  19. Just ordered a load of kit to make the house more connected. Will be nice to lay in bed and tell the ceiling fan to switch on or off. Fun to walk into the garage and tell the lights to come on. Great to pull up to the isolated house at night and tell it to switch the outside lights on.
    I can understand how some people see no point in others having toys like this to play with, but can't understand why they would bother to comment on something that they have no interest in.
    I have no interest in dogs, but some people keep them and worship the barking shit machines.
    Everyone to their own I suppose.:p
     
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  20. I agree, It's fun.
    I quite like being able to tell the telly to 'shut up'
    It does have it's practical uses to like you say, remotely switching lights on when you get home etc.

    I like dogs too.:)