Amazon Silly Speaky Thing

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Arquebus, Dec 27, 2018.

  1. You'll change your mind when you listen to Cortana's sexy, schmexy voice.
     
  2. He obviously doesn't know his smart phone is 'listening' to him as well.....

    I only got mine on Friday - didn't switch it on until Saturday morning - by lunchtime I knew what it was doing.

    I'm tempted to send it back and go on using burners.
     
  3. Heh. By brunch, your phone knew what you were doing. You need to up your game, fella!
     
  4. That's true as well.......burners come back to Daddy.
     
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  5. You know the government or interested bodies can turn them into transceivers even when the phone is off don't you :eek:

    Or am I just paranoid ?
     
  6. Stick with the smart phone and just turn off all the bits you don’t want. They can still be handy to have
     
  7. Did you post that, Alan, or was it just your phone? Hmm?
     
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  8. Sorry I can’t find anything for ‘Did you post that’ try asking something else
     
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  9. You are so boned, buddy.
     
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  10. Hang on, I just liked that and I’m not sure what it means
     
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  11. Just relax, enjoy the ride and rejoice that you will be voting Remain in the 2nd Ref.
     
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  12. I will wait till nearer the time, and ask my Amazon silly speaker to tell me who I should vote for.
    Who’d be daft enough to ask a phone ?
     
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  13. You think your phone and your Amazon speaker overlord thingy are separate entities.

    You are so precious!
     
  14. I’ll ask them, they’ll tell me if you’re lying or not
     
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  15. What could possibly go wrong?
     
  16. I could be arrested for asking ‘is Loz lying’ ?
     
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  17. That is currently not hate speech, as defined by the ACPO.
     
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  18. Surely LOZ is banned? Doesn’t it stand for Lesbians, Outsize(fatties) & Zealots. You cannot ask that question @Alan williams youll be #metoo’d off the forum! :p
     
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  19. I think Alexa not only listens but can see me too, I’ve had a few recommendation emails from amazon for exercise bikes :)
     
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  20. I wouldn't worry too much. its Januahairy so you might consider a shave. Otherwise your nose looks wet shiney, always a good sign.
     
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