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And I'm Off.. I Really Am This Time

Discussion in 'Touring' started by chizel, May 3, 2019.

  1. Blinkin ell chiz, all that money you spent travelling, and you still spent less than it would have cost to tidy your garden up and you got it done for free! winner winner chicken dinner....or a steak with a red wine, maybe

    You do realise what they call a scrambler with that mileage on?
     
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  2. Extra special if it's my scrambles...
    Is there another name?
     
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  3. If your childhood pet was a chicken... I'm guessing it went by way of choking...
    If a monkey , probably spanking ..
    I don't even want to mention the possibilities if it was a gerbil...
     
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  4. It's a peddle start... Not quite the same as your peddo start...
     
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  5. Scrap? :D
     
  6. Refers? I had a few... But then again too few to mention, and now, that I'm home, it's time to choke the final chicken. ..
     
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  7. It was a chicken, chiz. But it wasn't choked, it was eaten.

    Thanks for dragging up that old memory.

    You're such a dick since you returned to the UK. You going abroad again soon?

    Maybe on a decent motorbike?
     
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  8. Well, I don't start work till Monday ...
    I need sponsership ..
    And a proper bike obviously... I think @nelly is close with my 900ss...
    Would that cut it? It's not one of those gay ie models neither...
    Suggestions of where to go welcome...
    Omg... This is pretty much how it all started!!!!
     
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  9. Can I have a few nights to shit my own bed for a change?
     
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  10. 15610517621494795485670590089143.jpg my bed....
     
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  11. Chicks dig it. .. the kinda chicks that cost a few hundred a night ...
     
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  12. More if I don't hide the mm photo...
    Even hookers don't like him...
     
  13. Obviously I'm joking... Hookers love mm
     
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  15. You should go now, chiz. Nelly can send the 900SS later.

    As it's the older 900, you'll need to find places that sell coal. Good luck.​
     
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  16. You got something to say?
    Say it dude...
    I mean Loz don't, but it don't stop him..
    Bless him...
     
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  17. That was for noobs btw ..
    I'm all over the shop... Think I'm jet lagged...
     
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  18. South America would be a good hoot Chiz, you might even bump into some politicians near columbia
     
  19. I've been to the north and south pole and the other ones... It been a long week ..
     
  20. Noogie?

    You little munchkin.
     
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