Armageddon... You Have 1hour ?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Noods, Sep 20, 2017.

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  1. See above :)
     
    #21 Exige, Sep 20, 2017
  2. yip im looking, all i see is my workshop roof, which tbh is more likely to be the thing that kills me
     
    #22 finm, Sep 20, 2017
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  3. I will ride fast
     
    #23 Ducbird, Sep 20, 2017
  4. Didn’t think you had a bike anymore, not even a red one :scream:
     
    #24 JH_1986, Sep 20, 2017
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  5. About as far as junction 7.....
     
    #25 bradders, Sep 20, 2017
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  6. Get monumentally shit faced ( as much as you can in 45mins) then take the bike out for one last glorious blast through every speed camera I can find before launching off to oblivion. Basically arrive at the end of things screaming "holy crap! what a ride that was".
     
    #26 Hughdg, Sep 20, 2017
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  7. I don't originally I said I would find one :D
     
    #27 Ducbird, Sep 20, 2017
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  8. Is that you will ride fast ? Or you will have a fast ride?

    Both really satisfying... x
     
    #28 Noods, Sep 20, 2017
  9. Probably get the ironing done. It's been mounting up recently.
     
    #29 Cream_Revenge, Sep 20, 2017
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  10. Probably mount the ironer, shes not been done recently :cool:
     
    #30 Wayne58, Sep 21, 2017
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  11. If I can fit both in that would be good :D
     
    #31 Ducbird, Sep 21, 2017
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  12. resist, i must resist.
     
    #32 finm, Sep 21, 2017
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  13. You only have an hour fin :thinkingface:
     
    #33 Ducbird, Sep 21, 2017
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  14. phew, made it. :upyeah:
     
    #34 finm, Sep 21, 2017
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  15. Drive up to my ex wifes, which would take just under an hour and take a hammer off the side of her head.....Job jobbed..
     
    #35 Bluehawk, Sep 21, 2017
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  16. But shes only got an hour too, so you've wasted your last hour, shes lived her last hour happy while you were travelling ?? Not sure you thought that one through o_O
     
    #36 Wayne58, Sep 21, 2017
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  17. Got to be honest, she'll still be sat on her fat arse on the couch and happiness isn't one of her virtues. I'd just want to make sure she was gone. That's the thing about cockroaches, they tend to survive nuclear blast....
     
    #37 Bluehawk, Sep 21, 2017
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  18. Let it go mate, so much pent up anger !! :grinning::cool:
     
    #38 Wayne58, Sep 21, 2017
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  19. Yeah focus on helping society in our final moments, vendetta's never turn out well.
     
    #39 GunZenBomZ, Sep 21, 2017
  20. It's only 20 years ago....

    I'm like an elephant, I never forget....
    Or is it grey and wrinkly?
    Or a 4 ft trunk?

    ( give you a clue, it's not the last one)
     
    #40 Bluehawk, Sep 24, 2017
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