Ba***rd Horsefly

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Ghost Rider, Jun 29, 2015.

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  1. Led Zeppelin?
     
    #21 Loz, Jun 30, 2015
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  2. led zeppelin? dont understand. is that coda for sumit else? :smile:
     
    #22 finm, Jun 30, 2015
  3. Frigging hate the short proboscis b*stards!
     
    #23 triari, Jun 30, 2015
  4. Have you ever sucked on a lemon :Vomit:
     
    #24 Ducbird, Jun 30, 2015
  5. nope. but think the wife has. often
     
    #25 finm, Jun 30, 2015
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  6. Has she ever been bitten by a horsefly?
     
    #26 Ducbird, Jun 30, 2015
  7. poss, she ride em (horses not fly's) and works on farms.
     
    #27 finm, Jun 30, 2015
  8. Try increasing your salt intake as apparently most insects don't like salty stuff. Marmite is good and I know from experience that's Mrs Dukesox almost never gets bitten when we go away but the little phuquers love me. She eats tons of salt. Gin and tonic is supposed to be good for keeping them away too. Not sure if it is the gin or the tonic though. Lastly, lemons are good too but don't take your contact lenses out after squeezing a lemon even if you are Robert Plant, that really stings !
     
    #28 dukesox, Jun 30, 2015
  9. Ah yes marmite is another they don't like
     
    #29 Ducbird, Jun 30, 2015
  10. why's that?
     
    #30 finm, Jun 30, 2015
  11. very salty I think. Although half of them love it. Its a marmite thing.
     
    #31 dukesox, Jun 30, 2015
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  12. Questions questions
    Yeast I think it is
     
    #32 Ducbird, Jun 30, 2015
  13. yip i have a problem with yeast, keeps infecting me. :smile:
     
    #33 finm, Jun 30, 2015
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  14. Eucalyptus oil is good to in a spray

    Wonder if eating extra strong mints would work?
     
    #34 Ducbird, Jun 30, 2015
  15. Be careful with Deet it can cause an allergic reaction in some people
     
    #35 Ducbird, Jun 30, 2015
  16. why's that?
     
    #36 finm, Jun 30, 2015
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  17. Google is your friend ;)
     
    #37 Ducbird, Jun 30, 2015
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  18. my only friend. why is that?
     
    #38 finm, Jun 30, 2015
  19. I don't like Marmite either,does that make me a horse fly ? :Blackeye:
     
    #39 plug, Jun 30, 2015
  20. 'The Lemon Song'..........

    ......Nothing to do with a Moto Guzzi either....
     
    #40 Ghost Rider, Jun 30, 2015
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