Ha ha ha, you should try an AZERTY keyboard (what we have here), that would have read; the arse in front of the bike! And yes, Peep Show!
Could you tell me more about your single light bulb fitting: like make, and how it’s fitted to the bike (ie any modifications needed)? I’m thinking of doing the same as part of a weight reduction programme to improve power to weight ratio rather than go down the engine tuning route. Thanks!