Why would you draw all over your legs, put some long trousers on and nobody will look below your waist unless you are wearing inappropriate shoes.
mate of mine destroyed his knee in a moto x accident so he got an ohlins shock tattoed on his leg to disguise all the scaring cant get the bastard to wear long trousers now !! just so were clear my legs have nowt but hair on them !!!
The only Sads is those wearing shorts when it’s not high summer ‘coz I’m in holiday’ Excluding you @theskitz I only wear shorts when swimming or on the beach, and ‘when swimming’ is in the caribibininion or somewhere else hot. When swimming in Ireland it’s a 10mm wet suit gets worn
I'm glad your legs are a blank canvas. My mate fell off a ladder and broke his knee cap, he now has a knee that looks like a fanny, we won't see him in shorts again.
I worked with a guy years ago that would wear nothing else, camo everything. He looked like a bad Action Man
In breaking news my mum (83) and dad (86) went to The bike shed last month for a burger (not vegan @West Cork Paul). They bought me a present. A camo neck tube. I think that is cool.
Wise choice not having the vegan burger also, are you sure it’s a neck tube, not a willy warmer, you know all the girls love a commando