Censored Words

Sard

Medieval forerunner for the word Fuck !

 

Sard Off (means: get away)

 

And old bible used to quote

Don't sard another man's wife

 

Scunthorpe

 

how about "discount" "warranty" "freebie" "payrise" ?
or maybe it's just in my place.

 

My grandad used to tell me those mythical words existed but I thought he was talking bollocks to be honest....

 

aye, the good ol days.

 

Americunt, britcunt, auzziecunt...seems fine to me!

 

'ORIFICE'

 

Common Cockchafer

It's a Beetle (This applies to the insect and automotive variants)

 

fellatio. not allowed to say it or even freekin think about it.

 

I thought that was that silly table soccer game with wobbly little men.....

 

got more chance of scoring with that game.

 

Now there's a word on the tip of your tongue!

 

When I first started work my father asked me to run over to the plumbing wholesalers for a 5/8th galvanised hexaganal nipple, I refused, he went and got it himself, doh!

 

whose tongue? :smileys:

 

Not mine lol. Now fellatio ( spelling ?)?