The daft stuck-on number board on the front of my bike. But I don't want to take it off in case the previous owner put it on to hide loads of stone chips. And me. I ruin the look of my bike, being too tall and perched atop of it with a silly hat on, and even sillier knee sliders that are battered only from rummaging around trying to find dropped earplugs but are left on because I don't want dinnerplate-sized patches of fluffy velcro on my keks.
Oh no... That doesn't include Ducati Historical jackets surely... I mean, they're not GASH (are they?). You're saying this to people who wear Honda jackets right? I mean not us? (ME) 'cause well y'know I always thought... Just testing the water. Anyone want to buy a Ducati historical jacket? I careful owner. Low miles. GASH model.
I have a friend (ahem) who needs to know the rules of what is acceptable for a race bike, when the the bike is just being used at a trackday. Does the bike classification remain as race bike or do I, sorry Does He, have to keep altering the bike to suit the day in question to prevent a breach in social etiquette?
Oh no, I’ve got a Ducati Jacket, it doesn’t match the bike tho so am I excused? My bike only has a tail tidy as well, no anodised anything, no insulation tape on the wheels or any numbers. Have I redeemed myself?
But I saw some fit birds riding bikes today, that’s got to be a good thing? Also, saw a Penigale with a girl as pillion, she really didn’t look comfy
