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998 Does Anybody On Here Own

Discussion in '748 / 916 / 996 / 998' started by hyperdildo, Jan 19, 2020.

  1. I found a machete and a 9inch vibrator in a rover sd1 under the drivers seat. I asked no questions
     
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  2. I thought vibrators had gone metric?
     
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  3. That’s very rare, he hardly ever had lights fitted.
     
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  4. Looking at the state of them I don’t think it would make much difference :p
     
  5. Reminds me of smooth lines that never fail getting into a birds knickers:-

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I've got a knife
    Now get in the van

    Very romantic..... :imp:
     
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  6. It was a vintage one ha ha
     
  7. And that Mary is why you work on an oil rig with a load of bromide riddled sex pests lol
     
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  8. KR1S was my first road bike...used to keep it at a mates because he had a garage and let him use it. He binned it one sunday morning and got it rebuilt but it was never the same.

    I chopped it in against a CBR600F and had to ride it 20 odd miles to the dealers in pissing rain with fuel leaking onto the rear tyre. That was interesting. I never want to see that bastard again.
     
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  9. a whole new slant on the word Derrick now ...................
     
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