Dog Owners !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Got two spaniels and a pocket full of poo bags ,pisses me when other people can't be bothered.

 

Filthy ignorant numpties.
Catch them in the act, follow them home and take a shit on their driveway / path / doorstep / car bonnet when they have gone to bed (I.e. after Jeremy Kyle has finished).

 

Not a dog i know,Reversed my van on the drive after work today,needed to load up for tomorrow,so went in the house and unbolted the garage door,opened up the garage door to be greeted by a little black cat,he was quite friendly,so i gave him a bit of fuss,proceeded to get my dairy out of the front of my van,walked back to the garage only to see this little black cat with its tail pointing north pissing up my bike,fecking gratitude for you,he made a quick exit out of garage the little bastard.

 

Does he lounge about like this ?

 

Yeah - they don't shit!

 

So who picks up the fox shit as well?

Or can't anyone tell the difference from a fox shot and a dog shit?

 

a shot fox is the one with its brains blown out - i know that despite not doing biology at school!

 

She, and surprisingly very similar. She tends to have a cushion. Greyhounds are odd.

 

We have two cats next door, they shit all over our front and back gardens.

And I'm the bad man when I put a screwdriver through the tortoise shell one and hung it from their washing line. The world is odd.

(this didn't happen)

 

Dog shit not being cleaned up really boils my piss. About 6 years ago I was walking along a beach with bare feet and trod in dog shit. If I'd found the owner I would still be hitting the twat now

 

People who don't clean up after their dogs get all we dog owners a bad name. It always amazes me the number that don't bother to clean up on the beach & seem surprised when we do often saying things such as " the tide'll take it away or just put some pebbles over it " These are the same people who take picnics and leave all the empty cans ect. when the leave. Makes my blood boil

 

Maybe McDonalds could start serving their food in dog shit bags so when the arsewipes who leave their half eaten Turd Burger wrappers on the pavements all the "Richard" ignorers could use them to pick up their dog's Nutty Zeplins thus killing two birds with one stone.

 

Not going to lie.. I did just chuckle a little. Soz!

 

Reminds me of the saying "I'd rather shit in my hands and clap". That one always makes me chuckle

 

"Bag of shite"

Courtesy of Darren in the Royle Family.