Ducati Forum Citizenship Test

I like pizza,have worked in Italy and pushed a mate's Alfa Romeo down the road to bump start it.
Do I qualify ?

 

An appreciation for the finer things in life and not have your house number painted on your bin in white emulsion or wear fleeces with animals on or be a fat fooker who stands in Mac Donalds and orders a big mac large meal with a diet coke cause they are watching there weight

 

You ought to know who Dr. T was.

No, he wasn't a black DJ.

 

Or even a DJ

 

It should be forbidden to say "Dukearty"!!

 

Owning and riding a Ducati, and enjoying it to the extent you are always grinning when out riding, and feeling smug when you know other bikers look at your machine with envy...or is that too controversial and / or obvious?

 

I ain't getting on no plane, fool...

 

I once did an "american pie"

with a deep dish calzone and panchetta pizza

surely I qualify :banghead:

 

Blister much? Those calzones hold their heat

 

Tom, it isn't always a good idea to sound like the voice of experience

 

No - lets vote