Fireworks - Just... Wtf ?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by JR45, Jan 2, 2017.

  1. I wouldn't mind that because you obviously knew there was a live range nearby? I live under Heathrow flight path so plane noise is fine by me.However I didn't sign up for the Somme every weekend
     
  2. I've not jumped in to a bush screaming mortar for a while now :tearsofjoy:
     
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  3. Used to live in small village in north of Scotland called Ness , right next to RAF target range , these fkn yayas used to fly up from England and bomb fk out a ta place , eve morn 11.30 , just what you don't need after 12 hr nite shift !!! ( on my tax money !!!! )
     
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  4. I'm still a bit funny about BBQ's believe it or not.I always try and arrive when everything has Finnished cooking - close friends understand,others just think I'm odd?Strange I'm ok with loud bangs but I know plenty who ain't
     
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  5. Hey , your not doin to bad for a brickie !!! ( did you ever work w Scottish boy Martin Oates ( retired now )
     
  6. Anything that makes a crump sound, or goes bang for me.

    Wonder why :tearsofjoy:
     
  7. Prob helps that I've gone a bit deaf in last 20 years
     
  8. You were a riviter on the titanic ?
     
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  9. I'm looking forward to that

    Bit of piece and quiet haha
     
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  10. My son has just pointed out that about 25 years ago when he was about 7 yrs old we had a family holiday in the Lake District at a place like centre parks and while we were cycling in woods down to the lake two very loud and very low jet fighters (yank I think?) blasted overhead and I grabbed him and pulled him down into the gorse! People thought I was a total fruit loop and gave me a wide berth for rest of the week
     
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  11. I wonder if ex submariners react when they hear that "ping tone" some people have on their mobiles for txts?
     
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  12. Have you not thought of replacing that tatty old medieval roof with a modern one? Plenty of advantages, plus you could join your friends in the 20th/21st Century!

    Of course, it would probably be best to flatten that old, out-dated structure entirely and replace it with a modern dwelling - double-glazing, central-heating, cavity-wall insulation, water-proof roofing with insulation and hey, go crazy, get yourself an inside loo at the same time.

    :upyeah:
     
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  13. Give me the £300,000 and I will.
     
  14. Gimme gimme gimme - you socialists are all alike.
     
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