For People Wot Can't Work Out Which Word Is Witch

wondered who would pick that up hah hah

 

...a G becoming a K makes me wince.... Anythink / Somethink etc... then ... Anyfink...

 

And all the more so because it is only in some parts of the country that "anything" is pronounced "anyfink". It's just cultural oppression from the South!

 

Aye, ah ken! Naeb'dy doon there spiks gid. Innit.

 

Ah, the wonderfully exotic dialect of a conquered people. Like music to my ears!

 

The female weather women on TV really get on my nerves with "A liddle bidder rain" or "A liddle bidder the white stuff"

 

I ain't not never heard nort like it... Tis proper maze talk... Wot be ee goin awn about?

 

Ward is yew a doo-in warkin' acrass moi dozzy trossel?

 

Aye, never aught for what there's summat.

 

nobel prizes. 10 a penny?. or so you would think due to the lack of reporting of a local nominee. funny that.
meh.

 

When's an ose pipe like a biskit box? When it's a square tin! You may need to be a brummie for that.

Also try asking a Jamaican for a beercan sandwich!