I'm just letting you know that the shops will be closing for two-days. This may increase or decrease depending on where you live. I understand the limp wristed males reading this will be brought to tears & potentially a few ladies may have fainted. Let the panic food buying start'
Morrisons Hinckley was like Bedlam this morning worse than normal Morrisons are inconsiderate shits closing for a whole day
Over an hour to get out of sainsburys car park. Was like it most of the day Panic panic the shop is closed for one day
Screw food, I’ve plenty of tins on the shelf, it’s presents I’m more concerned with. Going to be a hectic weekend.
What are these shops of which you speak? Would Cook or Granger the butler be familiar with the concept?
You know nothing of the downstairs staff, as is only correct for a gentleman. If I may enlighten you m’lord, the housekeeper and junior footman are responsible for the collection of foodstuffs from the emporium. Cook will advise what food is required as Granger will for household consumables. Wilson the Gardner will on occasion visit the farm supplies dealer for a new hoe or shovel.
No big deal, remember when shops opened from 08.00 to 17.30. Shut every Sunday and bank holidays and 1/2 day Wednesday or Thursday. No one starved and no one panicked. What the hell has got into some people. And why when it says where possible 1 adult in the shop, and you see whole families, as if on their weekly day out. What’s wrong with one Parent staying at home with the kids and the other doing the shop.
It would be so great if only they would, perhaps they could apply the same reasoning to travelling on aircraft too...
Just you mind your place, and ensure both the Bentley 41/2 and the Range Rover are shiny enough for me to see my reflection in whilst Granger is tying my bowtie!
