"It's only now I'm just about starting to see the funny side of it" I want a Merlin. Hopefully next doors cat would get minced in the propeller, that'd stop it walking all over my car.
Guy getting strapped to his parachute instructor.......... Guy - "I whiff a bit, I don't use deodorant" (No shit I thought, I'd never have guessed) Instructor - "I'm used to it, I've been to Afghanistan" Me (Thinking) - Unless you smelt a camel's arsehole in Afghanistan, you ain't ready for Guy.
He's a proper weird fucker... he was all over the shop when he was interview at the motogp a lil while back.. Still it takes all kinds... I like him..
His aspergers means when he's full on the concentration he is full on, when he's not concentrating, he's bounding about like a mexican jumping bean