Thanks people. I know I am a boring pain in the arse so I thank you for your tolerance , understanding and pure wtf is he on about now
Funny enough, I now have so many teaspoons, I have had to ask for more mugs/cups as the balance has gone the other way
He's one of the two agree's on this post Plus he sent me a dick pic and it was painted in blue and white stripes on the head, I never realised he was that short