Hello There Everyone, Any Idea When It Will Stop Raining?????

I know the Mrs is from there but she’s escaped hasn’t she?.

Sligo/Roscommon/Leitrim are all very ‘catholic conservative’.
Divorce referendum - NO
Civil marriage rights - NO
Abortion - NO
Gender equality - NO
5G network - NO

Seriously, Roscommon council is refusing mobile operators a 5G network in that County ‘sure, tis the world of the Devil’. I’d lay money that if I looked back in time I’d find they were against the roll out of electricity in the 50’s as well.

I was only kidding btw. Yes @finm Strandhill as well

 

I’m working on it

 

There was a young girl from Sligo
Who had a very high libido
If she wasn’t laying on her back
Exposing her crack
She was always fiddling with her dicky dido

 

If I had had Cyrano there ^^^ as my wing man ... I may have had more luck : o /

 

Don't even think of billing me for this.

 

No one really escapes Sligo, It’s more a state of mind than an actual place.

Not so sure about your list of no’s
things have moved on some with a same sex marriage breaking ground just this year!
Plus the locals seem to like me, which could be viewed either way!

 

I know, I just listed the things those counties voted against in recent times but the 5G one is weird, or maybe it will fry our brains and stop us reproducing

 

Too late, it’s already in the post

 

Sounds suspiciously like Essex to me.

 

It is odd. Maybe Sligans hate the Peoples Republic of China?

 

There’s a certain amount of paranoia for sure, we were all issued with a radiation survival kit a while back in fear of sellafield
blowing its top!
Political craftiness?

 

There was a young girl from Sligo
Who bragged about how wide her legs go
She wore a short skirt
With a split up the front
So everyone plainly could see her............. get your minds out the gutter, she had pants on.

Bill is in the post Loz.

 

I'll send it to my solicitor for processing.

 

dont you mean lawyer?

 

Scottydogland did something similar.

I read that the Sturgeonator sent baby boxes to every household North of the Wall and was deeply embarrassed when one of her advisors read her in on where babies come from. What a debacle!

 

Absolutely not. He has delusions of grandeur enough already!

 

Your poetry attempt sounds more like one of David’s!
Come on Loz put ya back into it!

 

Everyone hates the People’s Republic of China’s, everyone.

 

It is my poetry but I am at the mercy of my writers, here. I know the buck stops with me but ... ya know ... day-amn. Those boys are really slacking lately.

 

It's raining here and I'm bored, so,

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