Her Parents Must Be So Proud!

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by El Toro, Oct 6, 2016.

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  1. Shocking
     
    #21 evoarrow, Oct 7, 2016
  2. I think she charges. But she may be available :)
     
    #22 El Toro, Oct 7, 2016
  3. Yr sick man
     
    #23 SP4S, Oct 7, 2016
  4. :upyeah:
     
    #24 wroughtironron, Oct 7, 2016
  5. The op was done on a local anaesthetic.

    "Yes I can see the Vibrator and will now remove it"
    "no just change the batteries please"
     
    #25 johnny, Oct 7, 2016
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  6. Screen Shot 2016-10-07 at 17.34.42.png
     
    #26 3bikemike, Oct 7, 2016
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  7. Presumably her next career move is an MP ...?
     
    #27 TT600, Oct 7, 2016
  8. A Conservative one :)
     
    #28 El Toro, Oct 7, 2016
  9. I was thinking perhaps Italian prime minister.....
     
    #29 TT600, Oct 7, 2016
  10. Is that what it takes to make your parents proud? I wish I knew that years ago...
     
    #30 Not Carl Fogarty, Oct 7, 2016
  11. Happens quite a bit. The last one I was involved with removing was a huge glass one.
     
    #31 camelfarmer, Oct 8, 2016
  12. Is this in a professional capacity or a bit like the rest of us, enthusiastic amateurism? My friend asked......any tips?
     
    #32 Umbra, Oct 8, 2016
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  13. Professional.

    Tips:

    Lots of lube
    Always have one end to hand
    Don't act like you fell on it whilst cleaning in the nude
     
    #33 camelfarmer, Oct 8, 2016
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  14. I'm a celebrity, get it out of here
     
    #34 Borgo Panigale, Oct 10, 2016
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  15. I'm a Celebrity - shove it up there.
     
    #35 Gimlet, Oct 10, 2016
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  16. If certain folk can stick lbs of drugs up there anus and successfully retract them days later, then how can you not remove a lubed up glass dildo with equal ease?

    Think someone was after a bit of attention myself.
     
    #36 Red899, Oct 10, 2016
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  17. Bringing some sunshine to bear, where the sun don't shine maybe?
     
    #37 TT600, Oct 10, 2016
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  18. golden brown texture like sun.
     
    #38 finm, Oct 10, 2016
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  19. through out the night, screams of delight.
    isnt it good smoother than wood.
    :Sorry:
    :Hilarious::upyeah:
     
    #39 finm, Oct 10, 2016
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  20. :Banghead:
     
    #40 chizel, Oct 10, 2016
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