exige us good with wood... As long as its not his,he loves the stuff.. He has a grudge against his own wood and try's to give it to eastern Europe...
Women like manners and a sense of humour. Unfortuneatly these days they also like someone who is solvent, looks like brad pitt and hung like a donkey. I would save your money and just knock one off. If you sit on your hand long enough before you do it, it will go numb so will feel like someone else is doing it.
he has a sense of humour.... He has to... Some of the other stuff mentioned he may have heard of... the numb hand thing he may have tried.. ( a few tines)
First time I’ve been described as normal Looks like your mate could take a few tips from your good self Maybe show him the ins and outs of how easy it is to make ‘friends’ on tinternet Nothing a lady likes more than a man who’s good with his hands, I’d rather someone whittle me an umberella stand than buy me flowers I’ll think of some other top tips and get back ASAP
This reminds me of a joke about 'picking up women' that might get removed quite quickly. Why do women have two holes so close together? So you can carry them home like a six-pack. Nasher.
Smile and say hello. Simple as that. Don't try and be clever. And make them laugh, but before your trousers come off, not afterwards..
How do you whittle an umbrella? I can do a clothes peg or a spoon but a full brolly would be a challenge, especially one that opens.
yip, char, its the old inns and outs he is hoping to achieve, but the sad thing is ElT, She will only end up with a splinter...