when he was a few years younger he had no probs either... In fact he has no real probs now as he really can't be arsed... He just wanted some advice for a bit of fun... The guys an idiot. . Don't know why I hang out with him...
If you sit on your cock for long enough until it goes numb, will it feel like your wanking someone else off? Or better still, lie on your wife until she goes numb, then it will feel like you're shagging someone else's wife. Bingo!
and here was me worrying that our resident morons might go a lil far with this thread and upset our lady members!
Chiz... try the bars and clubs near a hospital. Loads of nurses (mainly female) and if one of your chat up lines fail, you are close to A&E.
