I Have Lowered Myself To Their Level!

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Nigel Machin, Oct 20, 2017.

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  1. sadly no profit in it. and i'm a pacifist.
     
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  2. nope, deffo no profit in it loz. well, deffo no financial gain anyhoo.
     
  3. Sshh finm. I was disagreeing on the pacifist thing.
     
  4. i am a pacifist loz, any cvnt that nicks me beach bed on the rare occasion i get a day of and i will pacifist right through em.....
    meh, big pussy me btw. dont do violence
     
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  5. You’re over thinking this
     
  6. yip, listen to the man loz.
     
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  7. Raiding parties South of the Wall counts as violence, finm. Just sayin'
     
  8. are you sure? its called pooling and sharing when done the other way around... (smug but lets not go there grin).
     
  9. I refer the right honourable Scotchman to Evoarrow's answer from a moment before.
     
  10. Mrs R stopped me taking my very large union flag and Lancaster bomber towels to lanzarote :confused:
     
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  11. Mrs R stopped me taking my very large union flag and Lancaster bomber towels to lanzarote :confused:
     
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  12. We have an older French couple who yesterday tried to muscle in on my large fixed straw covered parasol, we had moved beds out of the shade leaving a shady 1 bed gap! Upon a friendly exchange we got sorry we do not speak good English at which point I resorted to gestures and my best French "kel heure est il you French mong" ever so funny upon their return from lunch to find their own beds occupied that their English had improved to a weighty 8 out of 10 tres Bon :)
     
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  13. Sounds like typical frogs. Met a couple of pleasant ones over the years but generally ignorant and rude especially in Paris.
     
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  14. Seconded.
    The rural French I have met have been truly lovely - whereas Parisians can all sink to the bottom of the Seine for all I care.
     
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  15. Just realised how that actually sounds lol :)
     
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  16. The pace of life where you are fin... means life is one big holiday!
     
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  17. When they eventually turn up and get comfy on the sunbeds, casually walk over, lay a towel on the blokes misses and say "thats reserved! Ill be back later to use it!"
    I'm sure all involved will find it hilarious
     
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  18. true, but strangely as the demographics change, ie, as the old from elsewhere continue to move up and over to enjoy the slower pace of life they increasingly bring and expect their, i need it done yesterday type of attitude. hmm.
    but its yer lucky day. i'v been told not to overthink it. :upyeah::innocent::)
     
  19. You should try holidaying further afield than Ganavan Beach. Bridlington is nice. You'll probably bump into Exige with a knotted hankie on his head. You can discuss welding and roll-ups. It'll be a nice change.
     
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