I reckon the same for the previous post regarding the Cornish lower order who has to go without his evening pasty because someone stole his turnip money.
The turnip story was so obviously slop (the photo was clearly AI) that I'm surprised it was posted tbh. I also can't understand why people fall for those screenshotted text/whatsapp/social media messages either, as the vast majority of them are fake. The apps for generating them have been around for years.
I hope to God that is true because it’s given me the best laugh I’ve had in ages. And if it is I’m buying Denzil a pint if I’m ever down that way.
^^^^ Speaking of books. How are you getting along with St Nicola’s memoirs? Are all the photo pages stuck together yet? Tbh, I’m surprised she was able to remember enough information to fill a book as her answer to most questions tends to be “I cannae recall”, or is that only when she’s asked about her deleted WhatsApp messages?