Iphones Are Rubbish

All Android. Picture taken just now looking through the window out from the coffee shop. No pissing about with settings. Apple is better, really?

 

Another try:

 

See that ship out to sea? That's Santander's anchorage, where the naughty ships are sent.

 

Back on the shitty iPhone now, it has not left my hotel room all day and just been on hotel WiFi, yet it has used none of my data allowance. So I am mightily relieved that it has acted normally! Err, before you iPhone lovers mess yourself with excitement, that is normal for a non-IOS phone.

I did just find three settings to turn off. All were about using mobile data over WiFi whenever the bill payer isn’t looking, or some such nonsense.