I've Written A Book - Claus And Claws

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by gliddofglood, Nov 25, 2016.

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  2. I have nothing to download it on, my only gadget is my phn and there is not enough space on it for that sort of thing.. Bit bummed as id really like to read it.
    I'll have to buy it when I get a new laptop in the new year.
    really hope it does well and top effort for getting it out there dude :upyeah:
     
  3. Thanks a lot for your encouragement.
    PC? Mac? iPhone? Android thing? Tablet?
    Failing that, get someone else to download it and steal their device to read it.

    I just wish it was also in print.
     
  4. I'm very low tech :(
    but I did just text the shed boy and he has done it on his kindle :upyeah:
     
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  5. " to write customer reviews " bla bla bla bla " free digital downloads do not count " !!!!!!! :eek: WTF
     
  6. Result!
     
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  7. El strutho! Is that so? That's a bit of a bummer.
    I thought that anyone could write a review. I've written plenty of reviews on Amazon for books I've bought at Waterstones. Hmmm.
     
  8. Just checked it out on t'web. It seems that if you have never bought anything from Amazon, you aren't allowed to leave a review. So don't worry about it. I am sure that all those Ducati Forum Amazon customers will write reviews and the fact that you downloaded the book definitely already helps.
    It is to stop people writing fake reviews by setting up multiple accounts to scam books into popularity. Whereas what I am doing is just normal advertising. I also reckon that on balance, people will enjoy the book.
     
  9. Hi,, glad to have helped if at all,,, sorry to have wasted your time,, and GLWS .
     
  10. No time wasting. Have no fear.
     
  11. Finished :D
    Fab tome, thought it finished rather abruptly without @Loz getting his comeuppance as well as the Chinese Mafia bod and the Yank Fat Cat - Mr Claws was based on Loz I guess?
    I can see it being a Christmas type cartoon movie :upyeah:
    Great job, first book I've read for years!
     
  12. That's brilliant! I feel I have achieved something if I got you to read a book and you enjoyed it. It warms the cockles of my heart. Before anything else, a book (like music, like painting) has got to be about entertainment. I have to admit, I wasn't really thinking about Loz when I wrote the book...

    I also think it would make quite a good Christmas-type cartoon movie... If anyone has any contacts...

    If you've got 5 minutes to share your enthusiasm on an Amazon book review, it won't go unappreciated!

    Result. Cheers!
     
  13. Review left :)
    :Writing: you do know Loz is Be-el-zebub don't you?
     
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  14. You da maaan!
     
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  15. why didnt you just read it upside down, then you would start with the spoiler, followed by the dead guy getting better?
     
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  16. Downloaded.

    I'm not sure I get it. Who are Claus and Claws? Do they come in later on?
     
  17. Top man :upyeah:

    Very best of luck
     
  18. Thanks Paul!
     
  19. Well, not that later on... Thanks for downloading!
     
  20. Elise, it's not all about me all of the time-


    *That doesn't mean that it is all about you, either :Finger:

    In fact, I'll find out who or what it is al about once I've read Glidd's book.
     
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