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  1. My girlfriend has become very grumpy over my beastiality fetish...
    That's me in the dog-house again tonight then...
     
    #5101 JR45, Aug 19, 2014
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  2. This joke is about perception & perspective.

    But it depends how you look at it.
     
    #5102 Rudolph Hart, Aug 19, 2014
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    #5103 El Toro, Aug 21, 2014
  4. I just sold my vacuum cleaner, cause its shit
     
    #5104 Evoarrow, Aug 21, 2014
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  5. As a tribute to my girlfriend Tola, I tattooed her name on my arm using a mirror.

    I think it says alot...
     
    #5105 El Toro, Aug 21, 2014
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    #5106 El Toro, Aug 21, 2014
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  11. Q. What's the difference between David Cameron & an Airfix kit that lacks adhesive?

    A. One is a glueless kit, and the other is a clueless git.
     
    #5111 Rudolph Hart, Aug 21, 2014
  12. My wife has a heaving bosom.

    Whenever she takes her bra off, I feel sick...
     
    #5112 Rudolph Hart, Aug 21, 2014
  13. I went to the cinema to see the the Liverpool version of Silence of the Lambs.
    It's called Shut up Ewes!
     
    #5113 Duck944, Aug 23, 2014
  14. I see that they are making a film about Harold Shipman.
    Robert DeNero is starring as the Old Dear Hunter!
     
    #5114 Duck944, Aug 23, 2014
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  15. After a night on the ale, the wife caught me making a huge stack of toast on the kitchen table this morning.

    "Why are you building a tower of toast?" She asked.

    "You stupid woman." I replied, "The porridge keeps collapsing."
     
    #5115 Rudolph Hart, Aug 23, 2014
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  16. Mario Balotelli: "Why always me?"

    Scousers: "Why always us?"

    Perfect match.
     
    #5116 Rudolph Hart, Aug 23, 2014
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    #5117 El Toro, Aug 25, 2014
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  18. My mate went to a gay dwarves bukkake party last night.

    He said he felt ok at first, but then he came over a little queer.
     
    #5118 Rudolph Hart, Aug 25, 2014
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  19. I thought it was a seaside tragedy when I saw the headline ...... "young lad tossed off cliff".
    Just goes to show, you never know what dangers are lurking in the Shadows!
     
    #5119 Martin Duke, Aug 25, 2014
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  20. Police have removed a large amount of material from a house belonging to Cliff Richard.


    Fingers crossed it's just child porn and not new music!
     
    #5120 Martin Duke, Aug 25, 2014
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