Keanu And His Bikes (including Matrix 998)

Did it have in the bottom corner P.T.O

 

Was the beer mat scaleable and virtualised?

 

Oh my, you got JEL all over you!

: o D

 

He may be a nice guy, cool dude, Hollywood star...but he’s certainly not the type of actor who can adapt to a number of different roles, styles, emotions etc.
Still, I hope he leaves soon. He leaves the lid off the marmalade and never tidies up.

 

Your judgment is tainted.

I will continue to believe in Ted Logan and Mr Wick. Until I see toast crumbs in the butter, anyway.

 

Have you seen Bram Stoker’s Dracula?? Keanu’s performance is risible!
....and he never puts any washing in or does any ironing.

 

There is literally no such film.

I know this because Gary Oldman would never associate himself with such a barnacled monstrosity of cinematic shame.

 

Not really, no. We work against each other, sometimes : o )

PS The beer glass is what makes it.

 

Nobody interesting.

I am a mere user (and abuser) of VMWare, I'm not it the virtualisation industry.

 

Yep. Him and Brad Pitt. And both are seriously into motorbikes. I wonder if there is a connection between being cool/likeable and riding motorcycles?

And if there is, then why hasn't it worked for me?

 

He works in the desert...……….. Shhhhh………...

 

Just a thought,have you applied for your famous passport yet

 

I was in all the papers and on the BBC website a few weeks back actually, so I'm kind of halfway there. I already have the beard and the swarthy looks of Keanu - all I need now is a successful movie career spanning several decades, universal popularity and my own motorcycle company

 

Oh well that's that then