I was in disbeleaf when I read this - well done for using the cycle path I hope you rake in some compensation and glad you didn't need tree-tment
I think I need compensating for reading these naff jokes. Or am I barking up the wrong (leafless) tree.
It was plane to see that his face was ashen after the crash and he was trembling like an aspen. It's a poplar route btw......
Give this lot a ring and say you hit a stray sausage on the cycle path. Sorry, I'll get my coat!:Shy: