New Lawnmower Needed

bored now.

 

Fair enuff, as there's nowhere to go after admiring my wife who is well tidy I must admit

 

well...
Ooo, get me with the good sence to shut it.

 

Initially 'Your Majesty' followed by 'Dave'

 

Shut it

 

To clarify, in that case it would be 'Majestic Dave'

 

Tinnitus awaits you

 

If only someone had invented some gadget for our ears, to defend them from loud noise.

 

Or a gadget that worked effectively I use both ear plugs and defenders still, mustn't grumble

 

I heard that, pardon?

 

Are you using these items in/over your ears? Plugs in the ears, defenders over them?

 

As advertised and instructed, indeed I am.
It may be to do with the slight modification I made to the strimmer with a spare 1098R engine with open termignoni under arm exhausts - just to give it a bit more 'pep' on the more troublesome weeds?

 

You might have saved us all some consternation by "front-loading" your mention of this fact.

 

Do you think I should re-fit the baffles in the termis?

 

That would mean rebuilding the bong from scratch, would it not?

 

Would that still allow you to go waltzing Matilda at the weekend?

 

That's enough bong for you today, Billy.