Nothing rude, but what skill do you wish you had?

so we can blame the romans for our politicians and the concrete jungles

 

and law and order

 

He's not the Messiah, he's a .... Almost got lost in the translation there

 

Its nice to see so many python fans on here i thought iwas the only sado who could quote the whole film

 

Ahhh,

Those were the days when humour didn't have worry about being politically correct!

 

My absolute favourite sketch

I wish I had this appetite Monty Python's The Meaning of Life - The Autumn Years - YouTube bon appetit!

 

It had to be posted......

 

I wish i could gestate a Fetus in a box. It's my right as a Ducati rider.

That and find a stockist for Wolf nipple chips or badgers earlobes..

 

Play the guitar like David Gilmour.
And I'll second rolling "r's" in Spanish.

Strangely, I went to "r" rolling lessons. Apparently it's just practice.
As is playing the guitar to a reasonable level. You don't need an "ability" to play a musical instrument. You just pick one up, have some lessons and practice. I only started playing 2 years ago having never played anything. I am 51.

I also want to whistle very loudly at rock concerts - that fingers in your gob thing. All I get is a rush of air.

 

I'd like to still be able to blow my fringe out of my eyes...

 

I'd like to be:frown: