Off Topic Replies To Posts In Oh-so-serious Threads

Wha?

 

Hahahahaha. Priceless.

 

One day, I am going to tattoo "Westminster" on your calf whilst you are asleep, and then watch you gnaw your leg off at the knee.

: o D

 

Gwhan gwhan

 

Yep, I'll take that lawnmower tank off you for £100. You know the one I mean.

 

£600

 

Are you certifiable?

£200. Offers go down from there if you start your a-squinnyin'.

 

£700

 

£195. I'm betting you blink before I do.

 

£706

 

£190. The Yorkshireman inside you is dying a little now, admit it.

 

£3000

 

Heh. But seriously, £185.

C'mon, Elise, this is going to trigger that bit of Scottish raider blood in your veins, you're going to get the sweats.

 

£3185

 

£180.

Better take the offer Elise, you will have a credit card bill that would level cities after East Europe goes back home.