Off Topic Replies To Posts In Oh-so-serious Threads

Aye, this politics lark laddie.

It's nae for the likes a ye.

 

Goat, why has it taken me this long?

It's a parody account. Totally bamboozled me, I put my hand up.

Good one. Parody account and one of the better ones.

 

Kudos, NPC!

 

Spoiler: Your friends are waiting for you ...

 

From AJ Powers, replying to PETA regarding PETA's contention that the consumption of cow's milk is a symbol of "white supremacy" ...

Yup. Ol Abe Lincoln was like “screw milk.” And the south was all like “But mah gravy needs it!” And Abe was like “come at me bro,” and then the south was like “it’s on like Donkey Kong, bucket head.”

This has been the story of the civil war, as told by PETA

I could not have put it better myself.

 

Is that because none of them have actual ... you know ... motors?

Asking for a <LOL> friend.

 

they are called 'Push Fish' as you well know as well as my wife

 

I'm sure I don't know your wife that well ...



Fuck! He knows ...

 

Me to too two 2 neither

 

10lbs and change!

Little chubbster is already taking after his rolly-polly namesake!

 

Harsh dude. Just cos they took the mickey out of your name.

 

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

I will look after you, finderman. Just need that Power of Attorney signing.