Off Topic Replies To Posts In Oh-so-serious Threads

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Loz, Apr 21, 2015.

  1. off topic :Stop:
     
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  2. Looks orange to me.
     
  3. Better, much better :Finger:
     
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  4. yip, all 520 of em or was that 11600, depends on who the stupid believe. or, rather what they want to believe. but knowing the area, and who likes to live in those areas. i aint in the least bit surprised. :Finger::Cigar:
     
  5. Pardon :Wideyed:
     
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  6. long story.
    with a smug ending. :smileys:
     
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  7. Did he fart? :Bucktooth:
     
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  8. indefatigable
     
  9. Let me ask you a counter-question, finm.

    Yesterday, Angry Man Les asked me "what is in haggis?" and "do I like it?". I told him I would never try a dish that consists of a Scotchman shitting into a used condom and then boiling the thing up for twelve hours.

    Was I wrong to tell AML that I have no intention of trying haggis?
     
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  10. thats not the original recipe loz. we save that one for special people. and you're special. deffo.
     
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  11. So you are saying I should recommend it to AML then?

    It's hard to tell, you're so thick with accent ... you could almost be telling me anything.
     
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  12. yip, a bit of mystery is good. if its a bit of clarity yer after, consult a techie, nobody can get the message over better than a techie. :smileys:.
    here, have you noticed that techie and tetchy sound very similar?
     
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  13. There's a reason for that, finm. Techies deal with fecking idjits all day, it makes them prone to being tetchy :)

    One question for you, though - what?
     
  14. what? a picture?, a photograph maybe? have you been banging on yer big base drum? what is it with you southerners and banging on the big base drum all the time? those days are over loz. chill, yer small fry now, up to your arse in debt and touring the world with the begging bowl. i told you already, you need to talk nicely now.
    know yer place.
    know what i mean?
     
  15. I suspect that if I worked my way through the nonsense sludge accent - I'd still end up with a sludge of nonsense. If you get my drift? :Smuggrin:
     
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  16. sorry?, can you speak up, small fry. :Smuggrin:.
    yip dealing with users can be difficult. just imagine if they where the paying kind, that dont see why they have to pay. yet almost everyone including myself spend most of our days grinning from ear to ear. no tetchy techies here. so just chill.
    small fry. :Angelic::smileys:
     
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  17. "All day grinning from ear to ear"? finm, in the civilised parts of the world, we say "No" to drugs. Perhaps you should call a meeting of the tribal elders up there and discuss your substance abuse problems?

    And before you get all fired up at the fecking English telling you what to do, this is the American half of me giving you this advice. I know you folk love to follow orders, as long as those orders aren't from the English.
     
  18. no, that was deffo your english half. a classic example of assumption is the mother of all fuck ups. :Finger:
    now f..k u. :Smuggrin::smileys:
    i know yer french/amiric..t but alas, you have assumed the position of full on tory boy. you've changed.
     
  19. I've changed but you're still ... finm :Hilarious:

    I'm one-sixteenth French, you know. I realise you can't count to sixteen these days, not after that accident with your foot and that claymore, so you'll just have to trust me. If you have trouble trusting me, I'll give you some beads to make you feel better :D
     
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