Pet Hates ...

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Speed_Triple, Jan 8, 2015.

  1. Still haven't seen any posts from him.
     
  2. The misuse of the job title 'Engineer'

    Changing a washing machine belt or fitting a sky dish does not make you an engineer...
     
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  3. I hate...........

    F***ing people that come to see me or I meet up with them somewhere for whatever reason like business or pleasure and the first f***ing thing they do is get there f***ing i-smart this and i-smart that out and start pressing f***ing buttons; then the f***ing i-smart thing or whatever it is starts f***ing ringing and they begin to have a long conversation with someone, while I sit there like a f***ing dick..............

    The last time it happened, I waited until they had finished, then I phoned them while I was sitting near them and asked if they had the time to talk to me.....
     
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  4. Neither does being the Town Clerk make some twat a Chief Executive.......
     
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  5. So you're not a pussy lover then?
    Took your time coming out the closet eh ;)
    Seems like a nice boy.
     
  6. Or Chef....more of a Microwave technician.

    Question. Does your job title, function or qualification make you an engineer?
     
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  7. Unacceptable to hate cats. image.jpg image.jpg image.jpg image.jpg Can't beat a nice warm pussy.

    From the top: Cassie and Casper, Tuppence, Sunny and Holly - all rescue cats.
     
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  8. Especially if the name of a small British sports car appears in the same post.:Finger:
     
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  9. Adding to this I hate it when my Mrs wants to watch a film/programme that she has been banging on about but ends up messing on her phone instead.
     
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  10. a warm and wet pussy may i add

    warm cat.jpg
     
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  12. Snarrrl...............

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  13. Imo an engineer is a vocation. It is being able to be given a problem and design a solution taking into account cost, suitability for use, buildability, safety from initial construction, through use and disposal, and environmental impact.
    Some of the best engineers i know have no formal qualifications, on the flip side some of the worst i know also have no qualifications either...
     
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  14. Space cadets :mad:
     
  15. Some people can't spell and it's so bad they can't even see that the predictive text or spellcheck got it wrong.;)
     
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  16. Small car, small .... .
     
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  17. Sorry phone died mid post. And I agree ... I believe the correct term for one who lives with cats is 'guardian'. Below is Floyd ... You'll recognise the breed! image.jpg image.jpg
     
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  18. British Blue? I met one once that had a strange penchant for frozen peas.
     
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