You have to earn a cats love, kick a cat and it'll scarper. Kick a dog and it'll come back to you. Dogs make houses stink.
cats are feral and should be exterminated on sight. i like to wake up with the sound of birds singing not listen to manky cat noises in the middle of the night. if you do (for whatever weird reason) feel the need to own an animal that does not belong in this country kindly keep it indoors or at least on your own property and mussel the fucker so it cant decimate the bird population any further..unch:
dude i struggle with capital letters and full stops and stuff. it takes me ages to type a msg cause i have to keep clicking on the squiggly red lines.. do you think i know how to edit anything?