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Picked Her Up Today

Discussion in 'Hypermotard' started by hyperdildo, Sep 28, 2019.

  1. The chinese have attachment towards this lucky number.
     
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  2. Been out again on the hyper and can safely say it’s the most fun bike I’ve ever ridden on the road even with all the shite weather and shit drivers
     
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  3. So run without one. Cheaper fine than getting nicked for s small plate (allegedly)
     
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  4. Looks good mate! Really annoys me that the Ducati tail tidy is so ‘long’. I appreciate it’s because the indicators are too close to the pipes otherwise but that annoys me..
     
  5. You'll look like a right dildo on that thing :D
    Nice - give it a wash :upyeah:
     
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  6. I’ve ordered the evotech tail tidy as the standard one is horrible and has to go. Also ordered a smaller number plate as well cos the standard plate is like having a caravan on the back.
    That decat pipe makes all the difference to the performance tho cos it revs so clean now and sounds 100 times better
     
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  7. The number plate holder could easily be used as a dildo. A carbon fibre one for the classy lady.
    Just been out for a couple of hours and got caught in the bastard rain again. Needs washing again
     
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  8. Enjoy - total hooligan machine :upyeah:
     
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  9. i have a tard itch that needs scratching. My lad passed his motorbike theory test a couple of weeks ago and did his cbt Saturday, some module test booked in a couple of weeks time and he text me over a link to the 950sp that he wants as his first bike lol, he was a great schoolboy mx'r so should suit him down to the ground.
     
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  10. Tail tidied by evotech

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  11. Hyper Dildo!
     
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  12. I still think he needs to get either a black or a pink wrap done.
     
  13. .....

    and,


    When he’s been wrapped,




    He can

    get
    The
    Bike
    done
     
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  14. If You say my name 3 times in front of a mirror I will appear
     
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  15. I’ve tried every mirror in the house this evening... You must be busy :(
     
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