1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.

Quotes

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by XH558, Mar 24, 2019.

  1. Motorcycles, stirring the soul for decades.
     
  2. I know that Quote :thinkingface: - it was you!
     
    • Agree Agree x 1
  3. Yes it just popped into the head yesterday after riding the Narrow-Head.:upyeah:
     
  4. Life is like a shit sandwich.
    The more bread you've got the less shit you have to eat.
     
    • Funny Funny x 4
  5. "I generally do get speeding tickets here in France" a MotoGP winner.
     
    • Like Like x 1
  6. not really a quote as such, but said by Macbeth, as in turn, by Shakespeare.
    (makes more sense now i'm older).

    "Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,
    Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
    To the last syllable of recorded time;
    And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
    The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
    Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
    That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
    And then is heard no more. It is a tale
    Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
    Signifying nothing."
     
    • Like Like x 3
    • Agree Agree x 1
  7. "Some people just don't get Death, they won't go to Funerals, don't want to talk about it, but that's ok, because Death is patient, it's the most patient thing that you'll ever know, Death will wait 100 years for you, how long you got?"

    an Illinois Gravedigger.
     
    • Like Like x 1
  8. Your boo's mean nothing to me, I've seen what makes you cheer.

    Rick Sanchez
     
    #568 GunZenBomZ, Jun 8, 2021
    Last edited: Jun 9, 2021
  9. "Good evening, moose fuckers."

    Comedian Jerry Sadowitz, to the Montreal 'Just For Laughs' festival. He was punched in the mouth within 30 seconds.
     
    • Funny Funny x 2
  10. "The key to bonding with creatures, no matter their size, is knowing where they like to be scratched."

    Ikoria saying
     
  11. “You want to put that where?”

    Every wife, ever.
     
  12. " Wish in one hand , and crap in the other ..... see which one fills up first "

    Billy Bob , in Bad Santa
     
  13. and I, at the door between worlds. I was happier than ever before to welcome her, happiness was the path she chose to enter, and 
I couldn’t push yet, not yet, and then there appeared a pool of the 
bluest water. We waited there for a breath

    Joy Harjo - becoming seventy (Poet)
     
  14. gerritrightupye. translated, yes sir, we can boogie. :D
     
  15. Good daily health is taken for granted, when you receive a unwanted heavy dose of S H one T.
     
    • Agree Agree x 2
  16. It was not you who ate the idea, but the idea that ate you.

    Fyodor Dostoevsky (demons)
     
  17. One of mine prior to meeting my bird

    “If it moves shag it. If it doesn’t move.. shag it until it does”
     
    • Like Like x 1
    • Funny Funny x 1
  18. "If my dog was that ugly, I'd shave its arse and train it to walk backwards"
    Irish insult
     
    • Like Like x 1
    • Funny Funny x 1
  19. "Littera scripta manet - 'The written word will remain'."

    Stated in latin then english

    Christopher Hitchens
     
  20. "It's coming home"

    Frank Skinner, David Baddiel and Ian Broudie
     
Do Not Sell My Personal Information