Quotes

I can smell your cunt

 

Cal's crashed

 

Had no feel or grip from the rear = Scott Redding
It's making my arms hurt = Jaylo
I've fell off again = Cal
That was easy = MM
Still got it = VR46

 

...You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.

 

Money doesn't talk, it swears.

 

It was pity that spared Dildo Bugger's hand that day:

"It's a pity I've run out of bullets", he said.

 

"Who honors those we love with the very life we live? Who sends monsters to kill us and at the same time sings that we'll never die? Who teaches us what's real and how to laugh at lies? Who decides why we live and what we'll die to defend? Who chains us and who holds the key to set us free?
" It's you. You have all the weapons you need. Now fight!"

Every time.
It gets to me, every single time I listen to that speech.

 

I ask a simple question the truth I only wish, are all fishermen liars or do all liars fish.

 

I take exception to that remark.

 

No, only politicians and fish are liars.

 

Did we have shepards pie for lunch?

 

"I won`t be wronged. I won`t be insulted. I`won`t be laid a hand on. I don`t do these things to other people, and I require the same from them."

Never run when you can walk.
Never walk when you can stand.
Never stand when you can sit.
Never sit when you can lay down.
And never, ever, pass up the chance to ride your bike.

 

its all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits

 

You don't have to be hungry to look at the menu!!