That's what happened when Mark Knopfler refused to join in with a Dire Straits revival - they got Chris Rea instead.
Lost the will to live at page 4, so apologies for any repeats Jiggy Poop Dros (at least it’s accurate) Booby Frown Dick Jigger Camel (Cameo) Binead I Conkor Bib Madley and the Waiters Pubic Enema And finally, for @Davebird.....The Notorious B.I.N