Seen It All Now ! (elite Superbikes)

Discussion in 'Detailing and cleaning' started by Pfk, Dec 12, 2017.

  1. Ebay:- 253304950347

    Carbon ceramic crystal coating wtf lol :thinkingface:
     
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  2. Wasn't he breaking a nice T9R recently too..
     
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  3. 0 mile show bike? :rolleyes:
     
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  4. Soapy water and then Mr Sheen :upyeah:
     
  5. snakeoil-cover-700x400.jpg
     
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  6. That crappy cockpit spray beloved of 2nd hand car dealers does exactly the same at a fraction of the price and is just as lame!
     
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  7. Muppet: o_O

    We have now fully coated our own 1994 DUCATI 916 SP which looks like now a brand new 2017 bike! The difference the coating makes is incredible! ONLY buy this if you want the best! Introductory offer for this week ONLY at this price!
     
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  8. Who buys into this sh*t? Judging by the appalling grammar, I'm given to thinking the seller is an ill-educated chancer. Throw in some over-reliance on morons making a purchase as well.
     
  9. Bollox!
    This week only and its two weeks to pay day : (
     
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  10. Hope we don't get a thread saying: anyone tried this, was thinking of giving it a go :)
     
  11. I know Pete, I'm in the same boat. I've been down the back of the sofa all morning trying to get the funds together for some of Elitesuperturd's magic juice. :(

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    #13 Robarano, Dec 13, 2017
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  12. Erm, actually......:(
     
  13. £49.99 + £4.95 postage.........Ah hell no
     
  14. A bit off topic but a year ago I bought a 3 year old MK7 Golf GTD from a private seller which he had looked after very well the car was immaculate. He had taken it a month beforehand to Autoshine where they corrected the paintwork and applied there own Ceramic coating. (Krypton 9). The finish when I went to see the car was amazing! and nearly 18 months after it was applied the paintwork is still flawless. I take my time when cleaning it using snow foam and 2 buckets. But dirt falls off and is very easy to wash. Paintwork is still swirl free feels like glass, and water just beads off the car. So when applied correctly you can get a really amazing finish but I think you need to cure it with heat lamps. I definitely wouldn't apply it myself. I can imagine the cost the previous owner paid for this work was pretty expensive however I never asked him.
     
  15. My cousins husband had this applied to his recently bought Volvo. Says more about him than anything else!
     
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  16. I would rather have my eyes put out, even reading about this car care shit makes me want to commit suicide, let alone doing it!
     
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  17. Tell me what you really think Joe.:p
     
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  18. This is our favourite Leicester seller again isn't it?