Apart from a little light hearted banter there is some sound advice above for @Desmo Jim. He's probably just not on the forum as much as some of us are. He probably has a life (and doesn't like Wotsits coz they make your fingers go orange)
But i'm sure there's a well heeled gent on here with the endless pockets or maybe dealers looking in.
I would but most dealers don't want the responsibility of such an expensive bike in there showroom. Or their possible warranty issues.
Right you Mutha Hubbards. I've just looked at my Wotsit balance. I bid 20 of the large sacks I posted on page one. That should do it.